After years of drinking fruity drinks and hiding alcohol in kool-aid, I decided to try a classic cocktail. I made a vodka martini with an olive. Holy crap, it was nasty. The olive was good. And the drink was almost drinkable after filling the glass to the tippy top with cranberry juice. Eventually, I just gave it to Christopher to drink and I got a coke. I think I'll stick to margaritas and mixing liquor with juices or soda.